Any nerd can tell you that Vinnie Jones aka Bullet Tooth Tony will be playing the live action role of Cain Marko aka Juggernaut. What they don't know is that the film will, most likely, receive an R rating due to sexually-oriented language, scenes of excessive violence and repeated attempts to rape the same character.
I'ma kill him, I'm gonna rape him, I'm gonna eat his fuckin costume... just wait!!!
A white-hot juggernaut.
I'm probably going to start breakdancing.