A sampling of status messages from my company which has just adopted internal IM.
Brandi
Wazzzzuuuuppppppp!
Barbara
The tall red head in Dallas, Texas.
April
War Eagle!
Amber
SHIPPINGS BEST
David
I'm not fat I'm big-boned
David 2
The One!!!!
Jenni
The star of the group!!!
Dennis
Go back to work
Rick
Kung Fu master
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You should submit that to McSweeney's Lists.