Are you smoking, taking or licking them?

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Hilarious.

My dentist, Dr. Nutz, has a great story about a friend of his in high school. Apparently this friend's mom didn't know what a particular word really meant, and continually used it in place of "butt." The ultimate was when this guy had like half the football team over hanging out in the basement. At some point in the evening, the mom opened the door at the top of the stairs and yelled for her son to "get [his] twat upstairs and finish putting the dishes away." Shocked smiles and Borat-grade high-fives ensued.

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i wonder if she broke down and forced that conversation before the answer was published. i can only hope that she did. if i was that kid and i had to address that question from my mom, i think i'd rather get caught doing drugs.

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